Goddamnit Taylor.

People who actually properly appreciate music think your obscene conglomeration of sounds is far far away from decent.

In an effort to save paper...

Here’s my plan of attack for today.

Dear Mahsa,

You must finish these things by tomorrow:

1. Stats homework
2. Gov essay
3. Spanish

The following by Wednesday:

1. CHAOS article
2. English essay
3. Supreme court summary

The following in general:

1. Rewrite derivations for hyperbola and ellipse equations (in pretty colors)
2. research string theory for math paper
3. Email people
4. sulk
5. miss people

there’s probably more.

Love,

Mahsa

I wish I had a teleportation time machine fully equipped with corresponding information and clothing of every era.

Lies are supposed to hurt, right?

Or rather, when you find out they’re lies.

You’re a silver edition TI-84. Calculate my numbers, bitch.

You ask why I’m so profane with my calculator? Well because recently she’s been giving me this overflow message, which shouldn’t be happening, because I SACRIFICED my games (including Super Mario and Tetris) so that it wouldn’t happen. She has more than enough memory to calculate my dear numbers.

HAHAHAHA

On a brighter note.

Complete plays of Aristophanes? I HAZ DEM.